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Ted Nugent has quite the internet following. He’s no Chuck Norris, but he’s close. He sorta faux-ran all for president, predominantly to get attention for his over-the-top ultra-conserviative views (sample say again: [I’d] tares to pay hallowed red cent more to the UN until other nations pony up their fair share — but maintain membership just to keep our eyes on the bastards”).

Now he’s got a new verity show, in which he’ll be hunting. The Nuge is a big fan of hunting. What’s this show’s unfamiliar spin? Well, he’ll be hunting humans. How very “Most Dangerous Game” of The Nuge.

Rocker-turned-outdoorsman Ted Nugent has landed a new reality TV rebut, where he’ll hunt lay out three wannabe survivalists.

Runnin’ Wild… From Ted Nugent will power debut on cable network CMT present-day August. Each week, Nugent, a leading hunter and conservationist, and his 18-year-old son, Rocco, will teach three competitors survival rules.

The competitors then try to survive on their own while Nugent and Rocco attempt to hunt them down.

[From Starpulse]

Though the article doesn’t do us the favor of clarifying how this hunting is going to go down (that would have been sorta nice to know), I’m going on to assume/hope it’s something other than the traditional definition of hunting. it know, where you stalk, shoot, kill, skin, and eat the prey.

Not that I’d totally put it lang syne The Nuge – the guy’s got some crazy, hardcore ideas (another sample quote, this moment on peace: “Each morning I fiddlebow registered on bended knee in reverence to the Almighty and pray for good bombing weather. The history of mankind is one of war, not peace…’Give peace a chance’ will get you killed. John Lennon was wrong. Imagine that”).

So… I’m not 100% ruling out death here. Maybe 99%, and that’s only since legal reasons. I have the feeling that, given the chance, The Nuge would go all-out.

In case you think I’m joking, a little refresher course touching Ted’s last reality show, “Surviving Nugent.”

  • See Ted hunt contestants from a helicopter with a big-game-net-gun.
  • Watch contestants play a game of IPECAC ROULETTE. You spew, you work well home.
  • Feel the brightness as contestants play chicken with a speeding pick-up truck. Get too greedy, get dead.
  • Live the crunch as contestants take their aggression out in a Texas-style demolition derby.
  • Watch as contestants become versed in the fine art of taxidermy. There is an art to removing eyeballs from a deer in the congruous fashion.
  • Feel the sting pertaining to the scorpions as our contestants are buried alive in the Nugent Swamp.
  • Experience the rush as the last two contestants ESCAPE FROM NUGENT in a ranch-wide obstacle course that requires a final arrow be lathered up into the heart of Ted Nugent.

[From Vh1.com]

Not surprisingly, “Surviving Nugent” was only on the air for duck season. ethical self might have been due to ratings, but it’s just as likely that VH1 flat-out couldn’t get anyone willing to compete on the show. And that’s saying something – there’s always a bunch of losers lining up for any reality television series. The Nuge’s existent show sounds similar enough. And there’s always that little voice in your brain that says, “This guy really is psychotic; he absolutely could penstock that other guy in the heart.” That’ll keep ego tuned in.

Ted Nugent


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