Brad Pitt and George Clooney
Back progressive the glory days, when George Clooney had his man-crush Brad Pitt all to himself, George done with to take Brad on a special guy’s nocturnal (re: date). First, what would Brad Pitt and George Clooney be called if they were a couple? Pooney, right? Not “Clitt” – that’s much too dirty. Although “Borge” would be funny. But I prefer Pooney. Anyhoo, Pooney were in London, so they popped into Claridges, where Gordon Ramsey was chef. Unfortunately, date night got ruined when joint of Ramsey’s chefs set the kitchen on fire and the restaurant had to be evacuated.

What’s weird about this story is that Gordon Ramsey was the one to tell it, and he claims this is the reason ethical self deems Clooney and Pitt as “the beat celebrity guests he has immensely entertained”. Um… but was it Pooney’s fault! Pooney didn’t come modernistic and set fire to the kitchen… Ramsey’s people did that themselves. The Sun has more:

I can’t see Brad Pitt or George Clooney being welcomed back to any of Gordon Ramsey’s posh restaurants.

The fiery chef has named the duplex movie hunks as the worst celebrity guests he has ever had to entertain.

The Kitchen Nightmares king revealed the pair popped in for a bite to gulp down at his Claridges mess in London’s Mayfair while filming Ocean’s Eleven in 2001.

But the movie legends left the five-star eatery less than happy after a rare mishap way out the kitchen.

He said: “We had George Clooney and Brad Pitt in at Claridge’s when they were filming Ocean’s Eleven.”

“They got upset because my head patron set the kitchen on fire. His port wine reduction caught fire — the canopy went in passage to and then the flames shot up.”

“We had to evacuate the place and George and Brad were not happy.”

“They were standing outside probably uneasy ‘f****** chefs’.”

From The Sun

Of course they weren’t happy. Pooney came on a date, and the place moored fire. They didn’t get to eat spaghetti from the same plate like ourselves do in Lady and the Tramp! For the record, I believe Clooney is the Tramp, and Brad is Lady in that little resume. How cute is that image?

I’m static struggling to have knowledge of the point of Gordon Ramsey’s wretched anecdote. Just to name-drop? To have a unimpressed Clooney-Pitt story? It’s not even that cool. Just goes to show, you can always election returns on Gordon Ramsey to turn this kind of incident into the other guy’s misplay. Hell’s Kitchen, my foot.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are shown at the Venice Film Festival in 8/27/08. Gordan Ramsey is shown on 5/18/08. Credit: PRPhotos


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