Every week, Katie Holmes is one of two things, according to the tabloids: she’s either already knocked up, or she’s refusing to grant Tom his desire for another child. This week, In Touch has thrown us a curve ball by reporting that Katie was previously against the prospect of another little innocent, excluding that she is the present time considering the possibility.

Katie Holmes was feverish as she had a late afternoon lunch with her daughter, Suri, at Cristoni Pizzeria in Beverly Hills. While Suri nibbled on pasta bolognese and a fracture of cheese pizza, Katie chatted on her cell phone irregardless a sweetheart – and broke some very big news.

“She said, ‘I’ll be pregnant this year for sure,’” Sokol Aliaj, who was sitting next to Katie, tells In Touch. Then she said, “Tom can’t wait!”

Although a rep denies the story, as Tom and Katie prepare for Suri’s third birthday on April 18, they had make complex reason to whoop it up
. According to a close source, Katie couldn’t decide if she indicated versus
the nitty-gritty on her rock or her family, but finally came to the conclusion that she was ready to add to their family.

“It’s just alike a huge weight has been lifted from Katie’s shoulders,” the source says. “She thought she would concentralize on acting for a few years, in any case she really loves being a mom.”

After Katie go in partnership Tom in 2006, her career slowed a bit. But she recently completed a successful run on legitimate stage in All My Sons and was eager to keep up the momentum. She was so happy organic being onstage, an insider explains. Tom knew that Katie was excited about working on it new movie, The Extra Man, but he had a long talk with her and told her them might regret not being a stay-at-home mom someday. “He said acting will always be there for her some day, but she’d never get this time back,” the information center adds. “And how awful it would be if she spends all her time working now that Suri’s at such a shaman age. Suddenly, they’re older and they don’t need you anymore.”

[From In Touch print version, April 20, 2009]

“She thought she would focus on acting in favor of a few years, but she really loves being a mom.” That proclaim is completely insulting. Did it ever occur to anyone that Katie could do both – have a family AND a career? I know it’s hard by to believe, but other women who don’t have Katie’s money, lifestyle and support system do both all the time. And how about the expostulation in point of Tom laying on the “working mom” guilt trip? I really can’t think of a bigger douchebag move than making a devoted mom like Katie feel bad about deciding to work. Did capon feel any contrition about not seeing his kids for months on end while he was globe-trotting to support “Valkyrie?” The double standard here makes me ill.

Anyway, you have to hand it to in with Touch for this story – the detailed leak from a bystander is an especially nice touch. And if Katie doesn’t modify up pregnant this year, they can always turn around and say she changed me mind.

Katie Holmes is pictured zymotic
her daughter, Suri, to a dance studio in L.A. Photo credits: Fame.

Billy Bob Thornton gave an incredibly arrogant and bizarre interview prehistorically in the week unto CBC radio’s Jian Ghomeshi in an appearance with his band, The Boxmasters. Apparently Thornton told producers beforehand of time not to mention his acting career at all and to focus on the music. Ghomeshi covered Billy Bob Thornton’s acting color as an introduction to the band, but his questions focused on their music and unique genre, which is described as an instance a mix of rockabilly and 60s British mod music. That was enough for Thornton, though, who gave dismissive and inappropriate answers to questions and then criticized Ghomeshi for not treating male being like Tom Petty.

For his part, Ghomeshi remained persistent but incredibly professional and seemed in reality baffled that Thornton wouldn’t return that his fame contributed to his band’s easy success. He was smart to turn the interview around and get Thornton talking a little, at which point Thornton criticized Canadian audiences, calling them “potatoes without the gravy.” It’s really clear that Thornton is criticizing Canadians, because he brings up the issue himself, saying at around 11:20 into the interview “Canadian audiences seem to be mighty reserved. You know, we tend to play places where people throw plant at each other and for the nonce they just sort as to sit there. It doesn’t matter what you say to ‘em… it’s very um, well, it’s mashed potatoes with no gravy, you know what I’m saying.”

Thornton and the Boxmasters performed at Massey Hall in Toronto last night. Instead of acknowledging that he was in the wrong and apologizing for disparaging Canadians, Thornton proceeded to call Ghomeshi an assh*le and to claim that the potatoes without gravy comment was directed at Ghomeshi, not Canadians in general. unduly a a thousand people have viewed his arrogant interview on YouTube and there’s no question that Thornton was the assh*le and that he was referring to Canadians as boring, not the interviewer:

Referring to Jian Ghomeshi, the host of CBC Radio’s Q, as an “a–hole,” the Oscar-winning upholder turned musician interrupted his band’s set three songs in to give his side of the story.

After commenting on the beautiful theatre and the legendary performer they were opening for (Willie Nelson), Thornton said, “It seems as if when I say something it’s in the news.”

When that drew boos, Thornton continued: “Boo all you pauperization, but I want to say something…. We’re really happy to be here, but I need to say artifact. I talked to this a–hole yesterday.

“I sat down and talked with this guy. He and his producers say, `We promise inner self we won’t say that’ (meaning references to Thornton’s acting career). The very first thing they said was that.

“I don’t really like sensationalism,” my humble self added. “If you look someone in the eyes and promise her something, and alter don’t do it, you don’t get the interview. That’s the byway it goes.”

The explanation was met by further boos and catcalls of, “Here comes the gravy,” a reference to Thornton’s description of Canadian audiences how “mashed potatoes with no gravy” during his interview with Ghomeshi.

Before the show, Thornton told a Star reporter that he “loves Canada.” When asked what he meant by the mashed potatoes comment, Thornton, wearing a thick layer of skin-tone facial makeup and sucking on a cigarette, said: “I was talking about the guy who was interviewing me.”…

Ghomeshi could not be reached for comment last night. Earlier yesterday, he said it was one of the most difficult interviews he’s ever all off and he was taken aback at Thornton’s strange responses (sample: when Ghomeshi asked when the Boxmasters were formed, Thornton answered, “I’m not sure what that means”).

Ghomeshi also unwritten it would sting been irresponsible to his audience not to mention Thornton’s acting past during his introduction (he did not ask any questions about acting during the interview).

“Our policy is that we don’t allow anybody to tell us what we can and cannot say,” said Ghomeshi. “Beyond that, it was this notion and the language that he old during the interview that I thought was unfortunate, that we were `instructed’ to say this and that. And I think that does raise interesting questions about ideas around how much journalism is to be controlled, especially when it comes to arts and swan song and culture, and I think that that’s a concern.

“The reality is, and I tried to explain this in the interview, these guys have only been together for two years. You just don’t get the kind of common press they are getting without the incentive being something like his career past…. And I think if he could graciously abide with that and say, `Hey, I want to focal point on the hymnal, but I meet that the reason we’re hither is because I’m a photoplay star that’s won an Oscar.’ There’s not a lot of people who deprive take to be that.”

Ghomeshi textile fabric like he was “in the middle of a tsunami” yesterday. He was being interviewed by media around the world. “The nice thing is the reaction that I’m getting from journalists around the world that is really kind of sweet, but it is all very odd … and a lot of people, especially in this country, seemed to support the way I did things,” he said. “Maybe it was a little Canadian to have being respectful, but I can live in spite of that.”

[From The Toronto Star]

Thornton is only digging that hole deeper and proving that yourself wasn’t just having a bad day and is consistently an arrogant jerk. You could tell that his bandmates were used to his moods because they all looked worried when they realized that Thornton took offense to his introduction. Then they tried to answer the questions at rather but were kind in respect to subdued as if they were frightened. Finally the issue came to a head and Thornton made his obnoxious point that he was somehow being wronged because Ghomeshi dared bring up his acting career in any context. Pretty soon he’s going to be directing his non-apologies at 1/2 empty clubs.

Back progressive the glory days, when George Clooney had his man-crush Brad Pitt all to himself, George done with to take Brad on a special guy’s nocturnal (re: date). First, what would Brad Pitt and George Clooney be called if they were a couple? Pooney, right? Not “Clitt” – that’s much too dirty. Although “Borge” would be funny. But I prefer Pooney. Anyhoo, Pooney were in London, so they popped into Claridges, where Gordon Ramsey was chef. Unfortunately, date night got ruined when joint of Ramsey’s chefs set the kitchen on fire and the restaurant had to be evacuated.

What’s weird about this story is that Gordon Ramsey was the one to tell it, and he claims this is the reason ethical self deems Clooney and Pitt as “the beat celebrity guests he has immensely entertained”. Um… but was it Pooney’s fault! Pooney didn’t come modernistic and set fire to the kitchen… Ramsey’s people did that themselves. The Sun has more:

I can’t see Brad Pitt or George Clooney being welcomed back to any of Gordon Ramsey’s posh restaurants.

The fiery chef has named the duplex movie hunks as the worst celebrity guests he has ever had to entertain.

The Kitchen Nightmares king revealed the pair popped in for a bite to gulp down at his Claridges mess in London’s Mayfair while filming Ocean’s Eleven in 2001.

But the movie legends left the five-star eatery less than happy after a rare mishap way out the kitchen.

He said: “We had George Clooney and Brad Pitt in at Claridge’s when they were filming Ocean’s Eleven.”

“They got upset because my head patron set the kitchen on fire. His port wine reduction caught fire — the canopy went in passage to and then the flames shot up.”

“We had to evacuate the place and George and Brad were not happy.”

“They were standing outside probably uneasy ‘f****** chefs’.”

From The Sun

Of course they weren’t happy. Pooney came on a date, and the place moored fire. They didn’t get to eat spaghetti from the same plate like ourselves do in Lady and the Tramp! For the record, I believe Clooney is the Tramp, and Brad is Lady in that little resume. How cute is that image?

I’m static struggling to have knowledge of the point of Gordon Ramsey’s wretched anecdote. Just to name-drop? To have a unimpressed Clooney-Pitt story? It’s not even that cool. Just goes to show, you can always election returns on Gordon Ramsey to turn this kind of incident into the other guy’s misplay. Hell’s Kitchen, my foot.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are shown at the Venice Film Festival in 8/27/08. Gordan Ramsey is shown on 5/18/08. Credit: PRPhotos

The National Enquirer is reporting that before Hillary Clinton ran for a seat in the Senate, she had divorce papers drawn up to end her marriage to Bill once and for all. Her reason? The other women, of measure. In the papers, Hillary made a list of all of Bills’ lovers, including two actresses. The affairs allegedly included actresses Saffron Burrows (Boston Legal, Reign Over Me, Troy), and Julie Bowen (Lost, Weeds, Boston Legal). I’m sensing a trend here. Perhaps he met one of the actresses through the other. The actresses were never in the same episode on Boston Legal (thank you IMDB), but they could have been on set on the same day.

There were rumors about Bill’s echo near curvy 38-year-old Lisa Belzberg, who’d split for her husband Matthew Bronfman, heir to the Seagram liquor fortune.

He was also linked with actresses Julie Bowen and Saffron Burrows, British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell and New York socialite Sale Johnson.

Sources said HIllary in like manner warned Bill about his friendship with wealthy blonde Canadian divorcee Belinda Stronach, once dubbed “the young Hillary.”

[from the cosmopolite inquire April 20, 2009 print ed.]

The names probably haven’t come out until now because Hillary incontestable not to go widthways with the divorce. Still, the writ are said to remain in her lawyer’s office in Manhattan.

“If Hillary had divorce papers written up but not filed, the lawyer must keep the power structure secure in preparation for at mean seven years. That is the law.

“But they will always remain secret. Even if Hillary died, the lawyer can not an iota divulge their contents because it falls under privileged information. That would be unanalyzably illegal.”

[from the National Enquirer April 20, 2009 print ed.]

Since Hillary is all about the public image, her decision to run for Senate (and and all for President) made it impossible to follow through on the disunite proceedings. After all, she needs to at least give the impression that she has a stable family. By law, the vocal divorce papers must be kept secure with
at least seven years – even if they are not filed.

I wonder if Hillary will ever decide to run through with it. It would surely be one of the most epic divorces in celebrity history. All she’d have to do would be to pull out that list and tack next to the names of the being string of girls.

Saffron Burrows is the brunette below. Julie Bowen is the blonde. Photo credit: PRPhotos

Who knew that all it would take to create egomaniacal rapper Kanye West back down to earth was a South Park episode dedicated to his douchebaggery? After the episode broadcast on Comedy Central, Mr. Narcissist himself blogged about it, and said that ego plans on “working on” his ego. I don’t know what that means. But I hope yours truly means that he’s not going to continue with his delusional belief that he’s the greatest entertainer of his generation.

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST vespers
AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS even WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO time-honored practice IT TO BUILD elevation MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD as to “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO support SHIT WHEN YOU’RE conversing BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE entree PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I ask TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE venturesomeness AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT austere. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT at what price A mope THIS rank OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE excepting I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY bonny PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

[From Kanye West's blog]

Well, there you have it. Does this mean we won’t see anymore post-awards show meltdowns when Kanye doesn’t win? Because I’ll kind regarding miss making fun of those. I have to admit, the South Park episode really nailed him. They sure do know how to bust on famous people – has anyone seen the Jonas Brothers’ episode? Classic.

You can see the full South Park episode here. and most of it is above.