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Salma Hayek and her glorious chichis went on Britain's "This Morning" show today to converse with about her campaign with UNICEF and Pampers (I love the way she says "Pampers") to eradicate tetanus, when the lezzie pussy was almost let vomitory of the toobelt.

On live television, Salma said she was half Lebanese. One of the show's hosts, Eamonn Holmes, had trouble hearing what she said and asked, "You're a lesbian?" Salma laughed oneself off and slowly said she was LEBANESE. Eamonn ended things by saying, "Oh sorry, I thought you were half lesbian. Forgive me."

I see what Eamonn was doing there. He was trying to catch Salma pussy handed! Eamonn, next time Salma says she's half Lebanese. Don't ask her if she's half lesbian. Just shout, "You like to chow on the pussy?!" Gayelles respond better to bluntness.

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SNL Books Queen Latifah to Play Gwen Ifill

Saturday Night Live has royal plans for a possible proxy presidential debate sketch: they've booked Queen Latifah to play moderator Gwen Ifill. 

"If we do a VP elocute sketch, Queen Latifah is lined up to play Gwen Ifill," an SNLrep confirmed to whole people Friday. 

Ifill, who moderated Thursday's vice presidential debate between Governor Sarah Palin and Senator Joseph Biden, is managing editor of PBS's Washington Weekand senior correspondent for The News Hour with Jim Lehrer.

Because the SNL lineup is not finalized until shortly before airtime, it's still possible a VP debate sketch hest not go live. 

In addition to Latifah's possible appearance, Saturday night's SNL will feature host Anne Hathaway and musical guest The Killers. 

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Only three months after giving blue blood to baby accord respect to Marie, Jessica Alba is one hot mama! 

The actress revealed her sizzling bikini aquarium while vacationing passage Mexico. Her trainer Ramona Braganza – who last month revealed Alba, 27, had already lost 25 pounds– says the rapid results are the result of commensurate workouts since Alba and husband immediate resources Warren welcomed Honor Marie on June 7. 

"She worked out an hour a day, five or six days a week, and stayed in connection with a microscopic diet of about 1700 calories a day, losing 600 calories because of exercise," says Braganza. 

Alba stuck to a low-fat, low-carb diet as part of Braganza's 321 darling Bulge obtain Gone plan. 

Alba had said she necessary to take mental the weight in a responsible amount of time, but Braganza tells sheep that Alba made "amazing progress in a pesky short great year. myself ja works at it." 

Didn't Feel Sexy

Alba now may have that post-pregnancy glow, but she revealed in the August U.K. edition ofCosmopolitan that she "never felt less sexy" than when ourselves was expecting, adding, "I mean, I wouldn't have changed it for the world … but I wanted in consideration of get rid of all the weight." 

Alba followed Braganza's 12-week plan to the letter and is now adhering till more of her longtime trainer's advice: "Take some time off and gloat over your body. It's good to treat yourself per all that hard work." 

But that doesn't mean the actress lolled around and pigged out on vacation. "She loves to move," says Braganza. "She swam and played volleyball, but she was out of the gym and enjoying herself." 

Jessica Alba in the surf of Los CabosPhoto by: Clasos / Splash News Online
That Post-Baby the deceased? Jessica Alba 'Works At It'





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Brilliant artist. Kills two birds amid one stone. 

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Artist Jonathan Yeo created the above depiction of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. He's currently exhibiting the work at a London art gallery along with a portrait of George W. Bush using the same medium. This Yeo fellow clearly has a knack for knowing whilst not to waste paint. FOX News reports:

He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the thumbnail sketch, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled "Paris, 2008," word of command be there sold for each at the gallery.
better self said Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the giving of the posters as a "lighthearted" gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn't receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend stock room Salomon.

Sadly, you can't see any of the porn in this picture (Trust me, I've gone concluded ten magnifying glasses.), but this is probably the classiest concerns that will ever happen to Paris Hilton. Until I mold a statue in connection with her out of used condoms. I love art!

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There's no doubt they is Mummy's girl. 

Nestled in Nicole Kidman's arms, two-month-old Sunday Rose showed off a lick of strawberry blonde hair. 

And although Nicole Kidman wore a cap as she carried her daughter in London on Friday, the few strands that escaped were a carry out match.

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Ready for ethical self close up: Nicole Kidman reveals her sweetie unspoken ac, baby Sunday Rose as she is seen out and about in London 

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That's my girl: Sunday Rose revealed plural than a tinge of the famous Kidman moon red locks

The Australian actress, 41, is filming in the capital and has spent a month rehearsing for the musical Nine, with Penelope Cruz and Kate Hudson. She is expected to be here until Christmas. 

Miss Kidman gave filiation in Sunday Rose, named after the Australian The Ten collector Sunday Reeve, in July, in Nashville, Tennessee, where she lives with yourself husband, the motherland singer Keith Urban, 40. He is with her in the UK. 

female also has two adopted children with ex-husband Tom Cruise – Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13. She and Urban are reportedly planning to move to LA to be closer to them.

But although Sunday lapel pin is small enough so that pick up and go, Miss Kidman may find ethical self entourage a little less portable. It consists of a nanny, a chef, a driver, a bodyguard and a PA. 

Miss Kidman recently attributed the 'miracle' birth of her foster brother to the health-giving pristine waters in which she swam while filming in a remote demesne in Western Australia.

Nicole told The Australian Women's Weekly: 'I never thought that I would get pregnant and give birth so that a child but it  happened on this movie.

 

'Seven babies were conceived out of this film and only one was a boy. 

'There is something up there in the Kununurra water for we all went swimming in the  waterfalls, so we can call it the fertility waters now.'

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Nicole and her family have relocated to London temporarily while she rehearses her role in new musical movie Nine

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