Archive for April, 2009

Billy Bob Thornton and His Cigarette at Sundance, Pictures Photos

I’m off to a bit of a late start the present day. You can attribute that to a) a heinous cold, b) spending several hours yesterday wedged under a toilet in the downstairs bathroom trying to avoid being carried off the track to Oz, and c) Flight of the Conchords Show at the Ryman last night. I’ll have more to write about b and c some time later as to this weekend.

As for now however, I’ve made my morning run to Bojangles for a Cajun Fillet with Friesche Kaas and a coffee so large I swear I saw Michael Phelps doing laps influence it. That suitable might be enough to prepare me to write about Billy Bob Thornton.

On the heels of this debacle, Billy Bob Thornton’s self-described “hillbilly British Invasion” band, The Boxcutters, have cancelled their invasion of Canada.

Billy Bob Thornton’s band has canceled the rest of its Canadian tour after the actor compared the country’s fans to mashed potatoes with Hare system gravy in a testy interview that caused a sensation online.

The Boxmasters opened for Willie Nelson on Thursday in Toronto, where they reportedly were booed and met with catcalls of “Here comes the gravy.”

A note posted on Nelson’s cylinder press site Friday said the Boxmasters were canceling the even out of their Canadian dates “due to one tape fraternity man and several of the crew having the flu.”

The flu? Come on Willie! I give you way more credit than that. Although he certainly appeared delirious and vomited up twaddly bullshit like so much watery chicken soup, I think it’s a little disingenuous to call a major case of “being an arrogant asshole” the flu.

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Here’s why I love Jennifer Garner: she’s beautiful, she’s talented, however she is also one of the most down to earth, real personalities in Hollywood. She seems like a great, hands-on mom, a marble-constant wife, and doesn’t consent the Hollywood motive power get to her. She goes out without makeup and wearing ratty underwear one day, then all made up and looking radiant on the red carpet the next. Jennifer says the reason why her marriage to Ben Affleck works is because she meet man – faults and all – from day one, and never tried to “fix” him.

Second-time new mom Jennifer Garner returns to the big screen in the up-to-the-minute romantic comedy Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with Matthew McConaughey. But in real life, her leading man is Ben Affleck, my humble self husband of well-nigh
four years and dad to daughters Violet, 3, and Seraphina, 3 months.

“Ben is pretty ideal as far because I’m concerned,” says Jennifer. “I don’t think you could do any better. I don’t think there’s a lovelier person.”

And it’s a good thing Ben is so perfect to Jennifer, considering what she learned from her mother.

My mom’s scrumptious piece of advice to my sisters was, ‘Never marry a guy thinking you can change him,’” says Jennifer, 37. “Don’t get in there and go for you can start to tinker. So, I’m not a fixer.”

Q: How is it having two little girls in your household?

I’m certainly not sleeping. Violet was a good sleeper, typically. But now that there is a latest baby, she wakes up when the baby wakes upgo. She wants me, too, so there are times when they are both up all the time.

Q: What do number one do about it?

I go from one to the other all the time.

Q: What is the most appealing thing about the opposite sex?

As far as I’m concerned, the sexiest thing about a man is when he changes diapers. Maybe except for defusing a tantrum!

[From In Touch print version, April 20, 2009]

Can you experience imaginatively how different Ben Affleck’s life would be if he’d ended up marrying and having kids with Jennifer Lopez? Talk about a “fixer.” J.Lo tried to change Ben into a completely different person. I still revive that view in which time he had the fake tan and the frosted tips and the Versace clothing. What a mess that was! Jennifer Garner is the anti J.Lo. And alterum have a lot of respect for that. And Violet just might be the cutest kid I’ve ever seen. Somehow, awake that Jennifer is dealing with the same issues that all regular new moms face makes me like her even more.

Here’s Jennifer Garner giving Violet a piggy-back ride to the car after picking her upstairs from school. I love her casual outfit, especially those comfy looking sneakers. mug credits: Fame.







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Every week, Katie Holmes is one of two things, according to the tabloids: she’s either already knocked up, or she’s refusing to grant Tom his desire for another child. This week, In Touch has thrown us a curve ball by reporting that Katie was previously against the prospect of another little innocent, excluding that she is the present time considering the possibility.

Katie Holmes was feverish as she had a late afternoon lunch with her daughter, Suri, at Cristoni Pizzeria in Beverly Hills. While Suri nibbled on pasta bolognese and a fracture of cheese pizza, Katie chatted on her cell phone irregardless a sweetheart – and broke some very big news.

“She said, ‘I’ll be pregnant this year for sure,’” Sokol Aliaj, who was sitting next to Katie, tells In Touch. Then she said, “Tom can’t wait!”

Although a rep denies the story, as Tom and Katie prepare for Suri’s third birthday on April 18, they had make complex reason to whoop it up
. According to a close source, Katie couldn’t decide if she indicated versus
the nitty-gritty on her rock or her family, but finally came to the conclusion that she was ready to add to their family.

“It’s just alike a huge weight has been lifted from Katie’s shoulders,” the source says. “She thought she would concentralize on acting for a few years, in any case she really loves being a mom.”

After Katie go in partnership Tom in 2006, her career slowed a bit. But she recently completed a successful run on legitimate stage in All My Sons and was eager to keep up the momentum. She was so happy organic being onstage, an insider explains. Tom knew that Katie was excited about working on it new movie, The Extra Man, but he had a long talk with her and told her them might regret not being a stay-at-home mom someday. “He said acting will always be there for her some day, but she’d never get this time back,” the information center adds. “And how awful it would be if she spends all her time working now that Suri’s at such a shaman age. Suddenly, they’re older and they don’t need you anymore.”

[From In Touch print version, April 20, 2009]

“She thought she would focus on acting in favor of a few years, but she really loves being a mom.” That proclaim is completely insulting. Did it ever occur to anyone that Katie could do both – have a family AND a career? I know it’s hard by to believe, but other women who don’t have Katie’s money, lifestyle and support system do both all the time. And how about the expostulation in point of Tom laying on the “working mom” guilt trip? I really can’t think of a bigger douchebag move than making a devoted mom like Katie feel bad about deciding to work. Did capon feel any contrition about not seeing his kids for months on end while he was globe-trotting to support “Valkyrie?” The double standard here makes me ill.

Anyway, you have to hand it to in with Touch for this story – the detailed leak from a bystander is an especially nice touch. And if Katie doesn’t modify up pregnant this year, they can always turn around and say she changed me mind.

Katie Holmes is pictured zymotic
her daughter, Suri, to a dance studio in L.A. Photo credits: Fame.





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Billy Bob Thornton gave an incredibly arrogant and bizarre interview prehistorically in the week unto CBC radio’s Jian Ghomeshi in an appearance with his band, The Boxmasters. Apparently Thornton told producers beforehand of time not to mention his acting career at all and to focus on the music. Ghomeshi covered Billy Bob Thornton’s acting color as an introduction to the band, but his questions focused on their music and unique genre, which is described as an instance a mix of rockabilly and 60s British mod music. That was enough for Thornton, though, who gave dismissive and inappropriate answers to questions and then criticized Ghomeshi for not treating male being like Tom Petty.

For his part, Ghomeshi remained persistent but incredibly professional and seemed in reality baffled that Thornton wouldn’t return that his fame contributed to his band’s easy success. He was smart to turn the interview around and get Thornton talking a little, at which point Thornton criticized Canadian audiences, calling them “potatoes without the gravy.” It’s really clear that Thornton is criticizing Canadians, because he brings up the issue himself, saying at around 11:20 into the interview “Canadian audiences seem to be mighty reserved. You know, we tend to play places where people throw plant at each other and for the nonce they just sort as to sit there. It doesn’t matter what you say to ‘em… it’s very um, well, it’s mashed potatoes with no gravy, you know what I’m saying.”

Thornton and the Boxmasters performed at Massey Hall in Toronto last night. Instead of acknowledging that he was in the wrong and apologizing for disparaging Canadians, Thornton proceeded to call Ghomeshi an assh*le and to claim that the potatoes without gravy comment was directed at Ghomeshi, not Canadians in general. unduly a a thousand people have viewed his arrogant interview on YouTube and there’s no question that Thornton was the assh*le and that he was referring to Canadians as boring, not the interviewer:

Referring to Jian Ghomeshi, the host of CBC Radio’s Q, as an “a–hole,” the Oscar-winning upholder turned musician interrupted his band’s set three songs in to give his side of the story.

After commenting on the beautiful theatre and the legendary performer they were opening for (Willie Nelson), Thornton said, “It seems as if when I say something it’s in the news.”

When that drew boos, Thornton continued: “Boo all you pauperization, but I want to say something…. We’re really happy to be here, but I need to say artifact. I talked to this a–hole yesterday.

“I sat down and talked with this guy. He and his producers say, `We promise inner self we won’t say that’ (meaning references to Thornton’s acting career). The very first thing they said was that.

“I don’t really like sensationalism,” my humble self added. “If you look someone in the eyes and promise her something, and alter don’t do it, you don’t get the interview. That’s the byway it goes.”

The explanation was met by further boos and catcalls of, “Here comes the gravy,” a reference to Thornton’s description of Canadian audiences how “mashed potatoes with no gravy” during his interview with Ghomeshi.

Before the show, Thornton told a Star reporter that he “loves Canada.” When asked what he meant by the mashed potatoes comment, Thornton, wearing a thick layer of skin-tone facial makeup and sucking on a cigarette, said: “I was talking about the guy who was interviewing me.”…

Ghomeshi could not be reached for comment last night. Earlier yesterday, he said it was one of the most difficult interviews he’s ever all off and he was taken aback at Thornton’s strange responses (sample: when Ghomeshi asked when the Boxmasters were formed, Thornton answered, “I’m not sure what that means”).

Ghomeshi also unwritten it would sting been irresponsible to his audience not to mention Thornton’s acting past during his introduction (he did not ask any questions about acting during the interview).

“Our policy is that we don’t allow anybody to tell us what we can and cannot say,” said Ghomeshi. “Beyond that, it was this notion and the language that he old during the interview that I thought was unfortunate, that we were `instructed’ to say this and that. And I think that does raise interesting questions about ideas around how much journalism is to be controlled, especially when it comes to arts and swan song and culture, and I think that that’s a concern.

“The reality is, and I tried to explain this in the interview, these guys have only been together for two years. You just don’t get the kind of common press they are getting without the incentive being something like his career past…. And I think if he could graciously abide with that and say, `Hey, I want to focal point on the hymnal, but I meet that the reason we’re hither is because I’m a photoplay star that’s won an Oscar.’ There’s not a lot of people who deprive take to be that.”

Ghomeshi textile fabric like he was “in the middle of a tsunami” yesterday. He was being interviewed by media around the world. “The nice thing is the reaction that I’m getting from journalists around the world that is really kind of sweet, but it is all very odd … and a lot of people, especially in this country, seemed to support the way I did things,” he said. “Maybe it was a little Canadian to have being respectful, but I can live in spite of that.”

[From The Toronto Star]

Thornton is only digging that hole deeper and proving that yourself wasn’t just having a bad day and is consistently an arrogant jerk. You could tell that his bandmates were used to his moods because they all looked worried when they realized that Thornton took offense to his introduction. Then they tried to answer the questions at rather but were kind in respect to subdued as if they were frightened. Finally the issue came to a head and Thornton made his obnoxious point that he was somehow being wronged because Ghomeshi dared bring up his acting career in any context. Pretty soon he’s going to be directing his non-apologies at 1/2 empty clubs.

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Brad Pitt and George Clooney
Back progressive the glory days, when George Clooney had his man-crush Brad Pitt all to himself, George done with to take Brad on a special guy’s nocturnal (re: date). First, what would Brad Pitt and George Clooney be called if they were a couple? Pooney, right? Not “Clitt” – that’s much too dirty. Although “Borge” would be funny. But I prefer Pooney. Anyhoo, Pooney were in London, so they popped into Claridges, where Gordon Ramsey was chef. Unfortunately, date night got ruined when joint of Ramsey’s chefs set the kitchen on fire and the restaurant had to be evacuated.

What’s weird about this story is that Gordon Ramsey was the one to tell it, and he claims this is the reason ethical self deems Clooney and Pitt as “the beat celebrity guests he has immensely entertained”. Um… but was it Pooney’s fault! Pooney didn’t come modernistic and set fire to the kitchen… Ramsey’s people did that themselves. The Sun has more:

I can’t see Brad Pitt or George Clooney being welcomed back to any of Gordon Ramsey’s posh restaurants.

The fiery chef has named the duplex movie hunks as the worst celebrity guests he has ever had to entertain.

The Kitchen Nightmares king revealed the pair popped in for a bite to gulp down at his Claridges mess in London’s Mayfair while filming Ocean’s Eleven in 2001.

But the movie legends left the five-star eatery less than happy after a rare mishap way out the kitchen.

He said: “We had George Clooney and Brad Pitt in at Claridge’s when they were filming Ocean’s Eleven.”

“They got upset because my head patron set the kitchen on fire. His port wine reduction caught fire — the canopy went in passage to and then the flames shot up.”

“We had to evacuate the place and George and Brad were not happy.”

“They were standing outside probably uneasy ‘f****** chefs’.”

From The Sun

Of course they weren’t happy. Pooney came on a date, and the place moored fire. They didn’t get to eat spaghetti from the same plate like ourselves do in Lady and the Tramp! For the record, I believe Clooney is the Tramp, and Brad is Lady in that little resume. How cute is that image?

I’m static struggling to have knowledge of the point of Gordon Ramsey’s wretched anecdote. Just to name-drop? To have a unimpressed Clooney-Pitt story? It’s not even that cool. Just goes to show, you can always election returns on Gordon Ramsey to turn this kind of incident into the other guy’s misplay. Hell’s Kitchen, my foot.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are shown at the Venice Film Festival in 8/27/08. Gordan Ramsey is shown on 5/18/08. Credit: PRPhotos



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